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Shopping Demotivational Poster


Safety First -




SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


KNOWING WHAT'S IMPORTANT - Going to the Bathroom, or Getting All the Deals On Black Friday




COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.




ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by forseti

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:55 am
and then g5t away with h5lf his as*ets plus 5limony ahahah


SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.


TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


MONEY -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:49 am
interesting point! ;)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:58 am
r5ght for the woman, but what man in his right mind will pay $2 for an item he can get on *bay from the woman who bought it for 1 buck and didn't need it in the first place ?? lol


DONT SHOP ONLINE -




WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by suzieq

KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


HOBO GRILL - HOBOKEN, NJ




IN MY WIFES' DREAMS... - She has two of these, this one is her convertible




VALENTINES DAY SHOPPING - Enee, meenee, minee, moe...




Shop Till You Drop -


TAGS: shopping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:05 am
That'll work! Keep her mind on ummm other things! ROTFL, JW! Tooooo funny! 5 L!


FALLING DOWN -


TAGS: shopping spree
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - July 28, 2010, 2:32 pm
Thanks. THIS is what happens when I go to town and find out Duracell sells a "wireless charger" for a hundred bucks, and I can't even find a good old-fashioned regular damn universal adapter for 20. Sigh.
Sean - July 22, 2010, 2:20 pm
*Haar
Sean - July 22, 2010, 2:18 pm
I love a good Rantifake. Super groovy, Harr, ya crotchety ol' bassturd!
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:36 am
Amsome Haar! 5L is a weak vote in comparison to what this poster deserves.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 12:53 am

thats phenomenal.


GEEZ MOM I GET IT - from here on when we go to the store, I don't WANT anything, I don't NEED anything, and I don't have to PEE




WOMAN THINKING - My husband says he will leave me if I don't stop shopping... God I will miss that man...




IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.




attention -




PROCESSIONS -




THE DOLLAR STORE - The only place where marketing an item is PURE genius!




BLACK FRIDAY - Brings out the truly aggressive bargain hunters.




HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




SHOPPING - No I Will Not Get You a Sled. Now Come on Let's go Look at the Choker Collars.


TAGS: shopping dragging child
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:13 pm
Wonder if police stopped her, since this is in a sense child abuse. I mean, that can not be good for the little shit.
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:11 pm
This one I like.
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 12:09 pm
Wish I could have found a better pic on this one... kinda surprised it was approved.


SUCCESSFUL SHOPPING -




SPECIFICITY - Yeah so I asked my cool grandma, instead of the smart one, for a MacBook Pro for Christmas... And I instantly regretted not going shopping with her.


TAGS: shopping assignment if you don t get it you suck at life
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

RonE - July 25, 2011, 5:30 am
"Hello, this is Dr. Ruthhhhh Vesthimer.. you are on de air."
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:32 pm
5Ls, gotta love cool grandmas.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 4:11 pm
Is it wrong that I understood the joke? 5 Lionizzles cuz I LOizzL'd!
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 1:45 pm
Or a book for professional macking, and that'd make the reader Pimp Daddy of the Bling-Bling......word up. 5 Gansta's
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 1:23 pm
Sorry, y'all. This one's way too subtle and I know that's annoying: Think Mack Book Pro. Or a professional book for macking. Do you know what I am saying?
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 1:18 pm
Heck yes it does
rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:10 pm

this place does have certain "addict" type of qualities about it.
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
I know, Rerun. Let it be known that I'm officially back on the sauce, so to speak.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:35 pm

I thought produce left us...


THAT'LL BE $12.63 - And I'll need to see an id for the Newports Need a carwash?


TAGS: shopping
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by gil

LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 9:58 am
That's the son of a b*tch that confiscated my fake ID! What? He IS a son of a b*tch. Good one Gil!
gil - December 2, 2009, 11:36 pm
thx guys
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:58 pm
LOL! Nice work gil. 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
So many caption possibilities, but you nailed it.


SHOPPING -


TAGS: shopping december list cart motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 2:35 pm
some assembly required
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 2:34 pm
Sold separately?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:20 pm
Ron just kept her breasts for himself.
Shyanne - December 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Wait you forgot to get the breasts
WTF - December 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
That one looks defective. Somebody let the air out of chest.


SHOPPING - You're doing it right


TAGS: shopping ass
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 4:36 pm
Don't think of it as hating, he really was trying to give some constructive criticism... "you're doing it right" has been done into the ground. A little more thought into the caption would be good.
thegreenranger - February 4, 2010, 4:16 pm
Culos why are you always such a hater?
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:10 pm
thanks for the X-mas gift of your BangBros password Dre.
DreMagnum - February 3, 2010, 8:04 pm
Someone watches a lot of porn...
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:56 pm
Nevermind my jackass comment i didn't see Greys. *Facepalm*
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
Is this the Milf Hunter?
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:18 pm
Can I help you with that zipper?
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:08 pm
It's the Milf Hunter!!! I love that guy!!
Bovee - February 3, 2010, 5:10 pm
@culos I couldnt agree more.
culos - February 3, 2010, 5:09 pm
What a pity! Great picture, if only you had thought about the caption for about 20 seconds it might have been a great poster.


I went -


TAGS: costco shopping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - August 25, 2014, 9:42 pm
scimper


7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.


TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.


NEVER ENOUGH -




Bad Deal -




BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: mall shopping cashier housewares williamsonoma
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 4:08 pm
All Will Pass, Chin Up Mate.


Call It -


TAGS: same difference word play shopping centre mall
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:28 pm
Get me a slice and whatever burger Sheldon eats.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:19 am
Mu5t stop by the Cheesecake Factory! Must! Can't resist!
Oldsod - February 2, 2014, 6:25 am
Oh, no...don't stop...I actually think puns are an under-appreciated art form.
Oldsod - February 2, 2014, 6:25 am
Oh, no...don't stop...I actually think puns are an under-appreciated art form.
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 12:21 am
Don't worry...only a few more, promise.
Oldsod - February 1, 2014, 8:01 pm
This recent line of posters, Missy, have been extremely punny!


Shopping Wally World -


TAGS: walmart shopping kardashian sisters
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
Huh....
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:10 am
Hey . . . . . . .


THE MALL -


TAGS: consumerism adolescence parents shopping humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 12:18 am
And people think I'm crazy cuz I don't leave my house...5Loonytunes anyone?
lgvernon - April 26, 2014, 7:07 pm

NO! And I don't want any of that Dead Sea scrub for my damn feet, either!
Greeny - April 26, 2014, 6:55 pm
Excuse me, would you like to take a survey?


Online Shopping -




Parenthood -


TAGS: race car shopping cart
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:37 am
Dang, where were these sixty years ago


MALL SHOPPING -




Holiday Retail Madness -




URBAN SPRAWL - In the Third World


TAGS: shopping cart
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Zetmonk - April 11, 2013, 1:15 pm
Just because it's true doesn't make it less na5ty!


INTERNET SHOPPING -




it's December 2nd -




SHOPPING - Home noise reduction at it's best.


TAGS: women shopping noise aggravation people marriage
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by CajunCow

Me_ - January 13, 2010, 1:32 pm
It is a stable, harras, herd, team, string or field.


SHOPPING - Why deal with something like this? When you can stay home and shop naked online.




BLACK FRIDAY - “There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.... On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.




RONSART -


TAGS: mall shopping get well ron thanks for the idea produceman
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 9:07 pm
LOL. Seriously, though, I'll do it right now.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
I thought about sending Ron a PM to give him a heads up if somebody asked if he was ill, but God does prayers, not e-mail ;)
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:55 pm
*made
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:55 pm
No it's not your fault, GS. Apparently, since you mad THIS poster, we were thinking on the same wavelength. Nice job.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 8:54 pm
I don't want to wear that basket again!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 8:52 pm
my bad produce. Guess I took your comment reference wrong. not the first time I've been wrong, won't be the last either. I just wish she'd quit telling me that every day
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:51 pm
So Rons really sick? Can we send him a fruit basket?
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
Sure.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:46 pm
Nothing, dont take it personally. That might offend some people I guess. People have mistaken me for being black though because of my name.
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:45 pm
What?
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:40 pm
"Nahmean"? wow and people think Im black
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:36 pm
Nothing. I was just saying that I would have guessed that your last poster would have had the caption on this poster. Nahmean?
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
don't know, Produce mentioned it yesterday
Airman - December 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
what's wrong with Ron?


BABIES - Now available at all leading retailers


TAGS: shopping babies
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by gnome74

shtoink - November 12, 2008, 2:34 am
i love them legs!
Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 9:50 pm
Good thing too. They're DELICIOUS!


SHOPPING - The ghosts of Christmas Presents.


TAGS: shopping ghost mall
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by galen066

LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:09 am
Ever stop and wonder just how long some of those gum balls have been inside those machines? I mean, talk about ghosts!
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:42 am
Mmmmmm subtle
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:13 pm
I like it. A lot.


GRANDPA - Loves doing his shopping on-line




ALMOST FREE - Cozumel's Almost Free Shopping District




A WARRIOR'S PRAYER -


TAGS: samurai prayer thanksgiving shopping armor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Greeny - November 27, 2015, 8:23 am
Excellent
GaryO - November 27, 2015, 6:10 am
Well done, Olds, well done


Casualtys -




On The Road Again -


TAGS: holiday shopping anger mobs carts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:09 am
Yeppers. I do that.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:18 pm
Dammit...puter is screwing with me today! Double posting bastrad.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:16 pm
Thanks Thedge. Wanna get through faster? Skip along through the store with an empty cart yelling "Outta my way! My day pass ran out an hour ago...can't let 'em find me!" Throwing in the odd twitch and sputtering of a choice foul word clinches it.
Thedge - December 15, 2014, 1:38 pm
The crowds are ALWAYS like that here. 5'd and yes.


Shopping Centres -




Underwear -




The Most Wonderful Time of the Year -


TAGS: christmas shopping madness
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:38 am
Tow truck driver's wet dream...nature was obviously a mother on P.M.S.!
MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:08 pm
Again


Brain Scrambles -




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